Sometimes art not only imitates life - it pokes fun at it and shows how ludicrous humans can be when religious dogma, learned piety and superstition raise their ugly heads. The latest evidence for this assertion is seen in the dustup by theocrats that want blasphemy rules in this country. They would love to stifle freedom of speech that offends their sacred symbols. Never mind that large numbers of Americans do not regard their "sacred" objects with any reverence whatsoever, nor do they wish to be compelled to behave as if they did.
I'll tell you about the controversy in a moment, though I suspect you might be aware of it from the reactions of cable news and Right-Wing talk radio screechers. Fortunately, this particular controversy has a positive side. (I like to put a hopeful spin on everything.) The bright side is that the Christian Right reaction to the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" episode dramatizes the likely consequences if a United Nations resolution entitled, "Combating the Defamation of Religion" is adopted.
Americans beware - Islamic fundamentalists seek not only to blow us up but also to muscle us into abandoning modernity - they want to strip your First Amendment rights to speak freely. The "Defamation" initiative at the UN could restrict your liberty to offend religious sensibilities. The Islamists have plenty of supporters among fundamentalist theocrats in America, who likewise would love to stifle speech that offends Christian sensibilities.
If successful, the UN effort by Islamists would have consequences injurious to valued privileges we enjoy based on our own constitution's Bill of Rights. The resolution proposed would have the effect of spreading Sharia and other religious law throughout the Western world and would block criticism of Islam - and other religions, no doubt Scientology among them.
The 192-nation Assembly is set to vote on Resolution 62/145. Fortunately, the US is on record as opposed to this resolution, stating that "defamation-related laws have been abused by governments and used to restrict human rights around the world, and sometimes Westerners have been caught in the web." Want an idea of where this kind of resolution leads? Consider these cases:
- An Afghan student is on death row for downloading an article about the role of women in Islam.
- In December 2007, a court sentenced two foreigners to six months in prison for allegedly marketing a book deemed offensive to Aisha, one of the Prophet Muhammad's wives.
- A British teacher was sentenced to 15 days in jail in Sudan for offending Islam by allowing students to name the class teddy bear Muhammad in November 2007.
- In February 2007 in Egypt an Internet blogger was sentenced to four years in prison for writing a post that critiqued Islam.
Kevin Hasson, president of the Becket Fund for Religious Liberty, termed the UN resolution an affront to human rights law. He was quoted as follows: "The whole idea of the defamation of religion is a Trojan horse for something else. When you talk about defamation, you talk about people being defamed and people being libeled, but ideas can't be defamed. Ideas don't have rights - people have rights." He said the resolution is a shield for Islamic fundamentalists who retaliate against perceived offenses and want to make Islamic Sharia law the law of the land. He said the resolution passes under the guise of protecting religion, but it actually endangers religious minorities in Islamic countries. (Source: Jennifer Lawinski, "U.N. Anti-Blasphemy Resolution Curtails Free Speech, Critics Say," Fox News, October 06, 2008.)
The foreign governments promoting blasphemy legislation have little use for democratic rights, as is the case with the Right Wing religious extremists in this county who want to shut down criticism of their religious sensibilities.
Which brings me back to the delightful Larry David episode that has O'Reily and Catholic apologists in a stew bordering on a hissy fit.
Bill O'Reilly, Bill Donahue and Deal Hudson (the Fox bloviator and two professional Catholic PR lobbyists, respectively) claim not to be amused by what I consider hilarious scenes in a recent episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm." The scene makes fun of simple-minded believers, the type long infamous for perceiving images of Jesus, Mary and/or Joseph (or all three) on cookies, building walls, clouds and so on. In case you have not watched "the episode," I can offer a little background, since I was watching when it first aired.
In the half hour sketch, Larry David is shown to have a bit of a urinary problem. Due to medication gone awry, his urinary trajectory has the force of a fire hose, and this is why a droplet flew up from the toilet to land under the eye of a Jesus painting. The woman whose home Larry was visiting, along with her equally devout (and quite frankly, moronic) daughter visit the bathroom after Larry departs, see the "tear" under Jesus' eye, and believe it is a sign, a miracle and some kind of message - and drop to their knees blessing themselves, all as choral church music soars. I fell off my chair laughing - but then that might be due to the effects of 12 years of Catholic education.
Anyone not amused by all this has, in my humble if proudly sacrilegious opinion, a serious religious addiction and a sorry sense of humor. As I suggested earlier, I believe that O'Reilly and the two Catholic lobbyists fall in this category, unless of course they, too, laughed their arses off but later decided to play outraged in order to fire up their base and generate a larger audience and/or more donations from the faithful. Consider these factors:
- Larry David makes fun of everybody, particularly himself.
- With David, nothing is sacred. My sentiments, exactly.
- Larry's peeing on Jesus was accidental. Besides, it was only a little drop. And what's Jesus' picture doing next to the crapper, anyway? Should he not be hung in a more prestigious location? Don't these people have a chapel somewhere, like right off the kitchen or something?
- No real pee was used nor was the "real" Jesus harmed in any way during the filming of the episode.
Is it even possible to be overly critical about or sufficiently disrespectful of an institution that has given us the Crusades, promoted slavery, unleashed the Inquisition, advocated bigotry against Jews and gays, discriminates against women, fosters child abuse and a delusional belief in miracles and expectations of a vague but wondrously lovely afterlife, not to mention meatless Fridays? (I still resent no hot dogs on Fridays when I was a kid.) Don't religions deserve all the mockery we cynics can marshal against them?
I recommend you tune in to "Curb Your Enthusiasm" every chance you get and hope (but don't bother praying) for the defeat of blasphemy resolutions from the UN and conservative propagandists.
If the UN resolution passed, would Richard Dawkins have been allowed to write, "Without religion a good man may do good things, and a bad man may do evil things. But for a good man to do evil things you need religion." What a loss this would have been - almost as regrettable as the loss to our humor index if Larry David had been intimidated by the UN and never went ahead with his delightful episode when he (accidentally) left a couple ladies convinced that Jesus had shed a tear in their bathroom.